Street Harasser to Grandpa in 2.5 seconds

• Posted: 25 May 2006 10:36 PM CDT

  Walking down 8th avenue in Park Slope I hear him mutter, "Nice, very nice. Sexy lady" as he stares me up and down. I whipped around and holla'ed "What did you say?" He took a pregnant pause, "You're a good girl. A good girl."
  
  Then, I shit you not, he pulls this out of his pocket and hands it to me:
  
  The candy was sugar-free.
  
  - Emily